Wingmastew[]
Teh Wingmastew, by Someone (that's his actual name)
In a paralell universe, there exists a fluffy pony that goes by the name of "teh wingmastew". He tortures humans (and occasionally other fluffies).
Backstory:[]
he was born to a fluffy mummah who hated him and wanted him to get "forever sleepies."
He was found by the ringmaster and was brought up as his servant.
Notable achivements:[]
-Cooking a human herd
-forcing a human to step on a lego
-Making a death coaster in RCT2
Teh Wingmastew with cootooloo, His stuffy friend
Writing a book
-Holding a baby hostage
-Sending a fluffy into orbit
-Making a prank call
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Here is the book he wrote.(He actually wrote it)[]
Conclusion:[]
"Teh wingmastew" is smarter than your average fluffy, being able to light a match, find out a human's secret weakness, play rollercoaster tycoon, and write a book.